caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:
i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and:
Look at you sitting in front of your computer. Why don’t you just come on the bed with me?
ok
that gif oh my god
(via staycalmandreblog)
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
(via staycalmandreblog)
(via mr-congeniality)
hammpix: For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.